😂 Always Laughing, Never Crying
Always Laughing Never Crying isn't just a motto—it's a philosophy, a shield, a way of moving through the world. This Cotton T-shirt celebrates those who choose laughter over tears, who face darkness with a smile. Premium cotton meets philosophical depth in a design that's both comfortable and unapologetically bold. For those who know that the strongest souls are the ones who laugh in the face of adversity, and that true power comes from choosing joy even when the world gives you reasons to cry.
✨ Features
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All-Over Always Laughing Never Crying Print: Bold philosophy for those who choose laughter
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Premium Cotton Fabric: Soft, breathable, and comfortable for all-day wear
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Unisex Design: Perfect fit for everyone
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Crew Neck: Classic neckline for timeless style
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Short Sleeves: Perfect for warm weather and layering
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Quality Construction: Reinforced stitching for durability
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Lightweight: At 0.239g, incredibly comfortable
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Unique Design: Stand out with exclusive Always Laughing Never Crying aesthetic
🧵 Materials & Specifications
Material: Premium Cotton
Print Method: High-quality all-over printing with vibrant, fade-resistant colors
Construction: Crew neck with short sleeves
Finish: Soft, breathable cotton with excellent comfort
Style: Unisex cotton t-shirt
Fit: Regular fit for comfort
Weight: 0.239g - lightweight and breathable
🌙 How to Determine Your Perfect Fit
Measuring Guide: For the most accurate fit, take your measurements and compare to our size chart:
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Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape parallel to the floor
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Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem
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Shoulder: Measure from shoulder seam to shoulder seam across the back
Fit Tips: This t-shirt has a regular unisex fit. If you prefer a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a more fitted look, order your true size or size down.
📏 Size Chart
| Size |
Chest (inches) |
Length (inches) |
Shoulder (inches) |
| XS |
31-33 |
27 |
15.5 |
| S |
34-36 |
28 |
16 |
| M |
38-40 |
29 |
17 |
| L |
42-44 |
30 |
18 |
| XL |
46-48 |
31 |
19 |
| 2XL |
50-52 |
32 |
20 |
| 3XL |
54-56 |
33 |
21 |
All measurements are approximate. Slight variations may occur due to the handcrafted nature of our made-to-order process.
🧼 Washing & Care Instructions
To preserve your philosophy:
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Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water on gentle cycle
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Turn Inside Out: Protects print and fabric
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Gentle Detergent: Use mild, color-safe detergent
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Wash with Similar Colors: Prevents color bleeding
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Do Not Bleach: Preserves fabric and print integrity
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Tumble Dry Low: Or hang to dry for best results
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Iron Low if Needed: Iron inside out on low heat, avoid print areas
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Avoid Harsh Chemicals: Keeps cotton soft and print vibrant
Proper care ensures your t-shirt remains beautifully bold for years to come.
⏱️ Production & Shipping Timeline
Made-to-Order Craftsmanship: Each t-shirt is created specifically for you—no mass production, no soulless inventory. Like choosing laughter over tears, perfection takes time.
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Production Time: 7-21 days (typically 10-14 days)
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Shipping Time: Varies by location (3-7 business days domestic, 7-21 days international)
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Total Timeline: Expect your piece within 2-5 weeks from order placement
Why the wait? Quality over speed. Sustainability over waste. Your unique piece over cookie-cutter fast fashion. We print only what's ordered, reducing environmental impact while ensuring you receive something truly special.
🖤 The Absinthe Society Promise: Premium gothic streetwear crafted with intention. No hype. No compromise. Just dark elegance for those who are Always Laughing Never Crying.
Perfect for: Daily wear, casual outings, festivals, concerts, streetwear looks, or any moment when you want to stay comfortable while celebrating your philosophy of choosing laughter.
