Always Laughing Never Crying - Unisex Pullover Hoodie - Cotton
Always Laughing Never Crying - Unisex Pullover Hoodie - Cotton
😂 Always Laughing, Never Crying
Always Laughing Never Crying isn't just a motto—it's a philosophy, a shield, a way of moving through the world. This Unisex Pullover Hoodie celebrates those who choose laughter over tears, who face darkness with a smile. Premium 310GSM cotton meets philosophical depth in a design that's both cozy and unapologetically bold. For those who know that the strongest souls are the ones who laugh in the face of adversity, and that true power comes from choosing joy even when the world gives you reasons to cry.
✨ Features
- All-Over Always Laughing Never Crying Print: Bold philosophy for those who choose laughter
- Premium 310GSM Cotton: Heavyweight, durable fabric for ultimate comfort
- Unisex Design: Perfect fit for everyone
- Pullover Style: Classic hoodie with no zipper
- Hood with Drawstrings: Adjustable hood for extra warmth and style
- Kangaroo Pocket: Convenient front pocket to keep hands warm
- Ribbed Cuffs & Hem: Secure fit that retains warmth
- Quality Construction: Reinforced stitching for durability
🧵 Materials & Specifications
Material: Premium 310GSM Cotton
Print Method: High-quality all-over printing with vibrant, fade-resistant colors
Construction: Pullover hoodie with kangaroo pocket
Finish: Soft, comfortable cotton with excellent warmth retention
Style: Unisex pullover hoodie
Fit: Regular fit with room for layering
Weight: 310GSM - substantial heavyweight cotton
🌙 How to Determine Your Perfect Fit
Measuring Guide: For the most accurate fit, take your measurements and compare to our size chart:
- Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape parallel to the floor
- Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem
- Sleeve: Measure from the center back of the neck to the wrist
Fit Tips: This hoodie has a regular unisex fit. If you prefer a looser fit or plan to layer underneath, consider sizing up. For a more fitted look, order your true size.
📏 Size Chart
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34-36 | 26 | 33 |
| S | 36-38 | 27 | 34 |
| M | 38-40 | 28 | 35 |
| L | 40-42 | 29 | 36 |
| XL | 42-44 | 30 | 37 |
| 2XL | 44-46 | 31 | 38 |
| 3XL | 46-48 | 32 | 39 |
All measurements are approximate. Slight variations may occur due to the handcrafted nature of our made-to-order process.
🧼 Washing & Care Instructions
To preserve your philosophy:
- Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water on gentle cycle
- Turn Inside Out: Protects print and fabric
- Gentle Detergent: Use mild, color-safe detergent
- Wash with Similar Colors: Prevents color bleeding
- Do Not Bleach: Preserves fabric and print integrity
- Tumble Dry Low: Or hang to dry for best results
- Do Not Iron Print: Avoid direct heat on printed areas
- Avoid Harsh Chemicals: Keeps cotton soft and print vibrant
Proper care ensures your hoodie remains beautifully bold for years to come.
⏱️ Production & Shipping Timeline
Made-to-Order Craftsmanship: Each hoodie is created specifically for you—no mass production, no soulless inventory. Like choosing laughter over tears, perfection takes time.
- Production Time: 7-21 days (typically 10-14 days)
- Shipping Time: Varies by location (3-7 business days domestic, 7-21 days international)
- Total Timeline: Expect your piece within 2-5 weeks from order placement
Why the wait? Quality over speed. Sustainability over waste. Your unique piece over cookie-cutter fast fashion. We print only what's ordered, reducing environmental impact while ensuring you receive something truly special.
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Perfect for: Daily wear, casual outings, festivals, concerts, streetwear looks, or any moment when you want to stay warm while celebrating your philosophy of choosing laughter.
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