🕸️ Death Becomes Her in Paradise
The Widow Maker doesn't apologize—she thrives. This All-Over Print Men's Hawaiian Shirt brings deadly elegance to island style, where gothic black widow motifs meet tropical vibes. Premium fabric meets bold design in a button-front shirt that's both seductive and dangerous. For those who know that the most captivating creatures are often the most venomous, and that paradise has a dark side.
✨ Features
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All-Over Black Widow Print: Bold widow spider design for those who embrace deadly elegance
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Premium Fabric: Soft, breathable material perfect for warm weather
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Classic Hawaiian Cut: Relaxed fit with short sleeves for comfort
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Button-Front Closure: Full button-down with quality buttons
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Camp Collar: Traditional Hawaiian shirt collar styling
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Chest Pocket: Functional detail for everyday wear
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Versatile Styling: Perfect for beach, parties, festivals, or casual wear
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Quality Construction: Reinforced stitching and durable materials
🧵 Materials & Specifications
Material: Premium polyester blend
Print Method: High-quality all-over printing with vibrant, fade-resistant colors
Construction: Short sleeves with button-front closure and camp collar
Finish: Soft, breathable fabric with smooth drape
Style: Men's Hawaiian shirt
Fit: Relaxed fit with comfortable room
Weight: Lightweight and breathable
🌙 How to Determine Your Perfect Fit
Measuring Guide: For the most accurate fit, take your measurements and compare to our size chart:
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Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape parallel to the floor
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Shoulder: Measure from shoulder seam to shoulder seam across the back
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Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the desired length
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Sleeve: Measure from shoulder seam to sleeve hem
Fit Tips: This Hawaiian shirt has a relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, consider sizing up for a more oversized look or sizing down for a more fitted style. The breathable fabric provides comfortable airflow.
📏 Size Chart
| Size |
Chest (inches) |
Shoulder (inches) |
Length (inches) |
Sleeve (inches) |
| XS |
36-38 |
17 |
27 |
8 |
| S |
38-40 |
17.5 |
28 |
8.5 |
| M |
40-42 |
18 |
29 |
9 |
| L |
42-44 |
18.5 |
30 |
9.5 |
| XL |
44-46 |
19 |
31 |
10 |
| 2XL |
46-48 |
19.5 |
32 |
10.5 |
| 3XL |
48-50 |
20 |
33 |
11 |
All measurements are approximate. Slight variations may occur due to the handcrafted nature of our made-to-order process.
🧼 Washing & Care Instructions
To preserve your widow's mystique:
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Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water on gentle cycle
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Turn Inside Out: Protects print and fabric
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Gentle Detergent: Use mild, color-safe detergent
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Wash with Similar Colors: Prevents color bleeding
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Do Not Bleach: Preserves fabric and print integrity
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Tumble Dry Low: Or hang to dry for best results
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Low Iron if Needed: Iron inside out on low heat, avoid print areas
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Avoid Harsh Chemicals: Keeps fabric soft and print vibrant
Proper care ensures your Hawaiian shirt remains beautifully lethal for years to come.
⏱️ Production & Shipping Timeline
Made-to-Order Craftsmanship: Each shirt is created specifically for you—no mass production, no soulless inventory. Like the black widow spinning her web, perfection takes time.
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Production Time: 7-21 days (typically 10-14 days)
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Shipping Time: Varies by location (3-7 business days domestic, 7-21 days international)
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Total Timeline: Expect your piece within 2-5 weeks from order placement
Why the wait? Quality over speed. Sustainability over waste. Your unique piece over cookie-cutter fast fashion. We print only what's ordered, reducing environmental impact while ensuring you receive something truly special.
🖤 The Absinthe Society Promise: Premium gothic streetwear crafted with intention. No hype. No compromise. Just dark elegance for those who carry themselves with the deadly grace of the Widow Maker.
Perfect for: Beach parties, luaus, festivals, concerts, casual outings, vacation, summer events, or any moment when you want to embrace your venomous side with tropical gothic style.
